Sorry, that Osteo-Bite-Me-Flex really put the spring back in my step.

Hurray! It worked…I mean, I didn’t really mean to guilt trip you or anything, but I do wonder how you’re doing sometimes, and I do enjoy your posts.

I was just telling everyone today (because it was a lovely, temperate day here and being stuck in the kitchen seemed hot and claustrophobic, and the neon lights seemed more warehouse-y than normal) how envious I was of those European noblemen back in the day because they had time to sit around and practice arts and sciences, go on long walks, and read and write to their hearts content. I think it would be fun to invent things. The best I’ve ever done is to tie a string on a clamp and attach it to my light switch (that way I could turn my light off when I heard my parents coming down the stairs so they wouldn’t know I was reading instead of sleeping; when the coast was clear I could turn it back on again without getting out of bed). I don’t think anyone would buy that, though. Darn clapping lights driving me out of business.

You’ve got the marketing down pat (although I think someone created the oxi-moron under a different name. They stole from you! You should sue for royalties, right?). Best of luck with the inventions.